Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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