Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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the day after is always just damage control
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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