Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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