you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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