saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can I color on your dick again?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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