Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have post one night stand depression
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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