She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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