P.S. I can't hear my feet
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
the raccoons are back...
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