a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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