i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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