dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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