I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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