either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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