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I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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