you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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