what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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