Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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