i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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