Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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