The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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