I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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