Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
