I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I need to calm my uterus...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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