would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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