so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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