wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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