One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
