just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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