I'm lost and stupid without you.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Couch. On fire.
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