Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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