he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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