just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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