So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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