He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Randomize
