real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you still have your period?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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