Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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