Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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