K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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