If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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