I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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