I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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