Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I want a musical about memes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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