its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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