Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We named our party play list daddy issues
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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