you guys were way drunker than both of me
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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