Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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