I heard we made out
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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