i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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