Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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