We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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