even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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