yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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