Christians are straight up FREAKS
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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