Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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