CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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