We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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