sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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