they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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