I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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