Ambien. No doubt about it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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