if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I wear drunk well.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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