there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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